My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours

5/5/2017

In this satirical essay, the author humorously describes their life as a self-proclaimed expert in optimization. The narrator believes that they have achieved the ultimate level of efficiency and productivity, dedicating their time to optimizing every aspect of their life. Through a series of comical examples and exaggerated descriptions, the author showcases the absurdity of the culture of optimization and the pressures to constantly improve and optimize every aspect of our lives. The essay provides a humorous critique of the never-ending pursuit of perfection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the obsession with optimization in modern society.

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