With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

In this humorous article, the author expresses the difficulty of picking a restaurant when going out with friends. The author comically highlights the various challenges and pitfalls, such as catering to everyone's dietary restrictions, accommodating different tastes, and avoiding any responsibility or blame for a bad dining experience. The piece is written in a light-hearted tone and captures the relatable struggle of making a decision that appeases everyone in a group outing.