It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

10/18/2014

This humorous essay celebrates the arrival of autumn and the tradition of decorating gourds. The author humorously describes the enthusiasm and obsession people have for this particular seasonal activity, poking fun at the excessive use of gourds in home decorations. The essay includes colorful language and satirical anecdotes, capturing the quintessential spirit of the fall season and the seemingly inexplicable joy derived from adorning one's home with decorative gourds.

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