A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine

plenty of truths glued together with some razor sharp sarcasm

A satirical piece, written as a company reminder from the CEO, addressing employees who have been critical of the company's new "Giant Plagiarism Machine™." The CEO insists that the company is pro–Plagiarism Machine™ and that employees should not express concerns about job stability or the potential negative impact on humankind. The reminder is framed as a demand for techno-optimism and a warning against voicing concerns about the machine.